Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.
Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.
by MCRxMusexparamore January 30, 2011
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This usually means someone who's head is balding, or completely bald, but has a huge beard to show that s/he is still capable of growing hair.

It could also mean that someone is bald, but hairy everywhere else. Like they're back, legs and arms. They can often be seen at places where swim suits are worn (like beaches, pools, waterworld).
"Wow that guy has hair everywhere but not up there."
by CutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyes April 02, 2008
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scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.
I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.
by willifish August 07, 2009
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Good night hair

The odd phenomenon of your hair looking its very best just before you go to bed. Cousin to "oh no haircut hair," the even odder phenomenon of your hair looking absolutely perfect on the very morning of a haircut appointment.
He stumbled into the bathroom at midnight only to discover, as usual, that he had Good Night Hair.
by Xmarcus May 01, 2009
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bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)
I think you must be having a bad hair day.
by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2010
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cat poop hair

Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.
Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop hair!
Townie #2: Yeah, I betcha that trustafarian goes to Colorado College.
by Smickey September 08, 2006
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Hair tie Blowjob

When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.
Your hair is far too short for a hair tie blowjob!
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