goatsuba 

Yotsuba Nakano from the Quintessential Quintuplets or go-toubun no hanayome.

Man, I love Goatsuba

goatsuba by Jwharris44 July 5, 2021

Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver

After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee

Mexican goatee by Pussymasher6969 July 8, 2020

Goato 

An incriminating photo of a person/ persons engaged in intimate relations with a goat.

How did he get the promotion?

He's go a Goato of the boss.

Goato by Scando February 26, 2009

reverend_goatboy 

God's Gift to women

"After he left me disheveled and glowing,I realised the stories were true,he really is God's Gift to women!" Tara Palmer-Tompkinson

reverend_goatboy by T-PT June 13, 2003

Scape Goating 

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

Scape Goating by Jace555 May 4, 2009

cum goatee 

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.

Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!

cum goatee by KC Kid July 27, 2006

goatsuck 

The scapegoat of a group of people. One who is lame, annoying, and makes unwanted social commentary.

Charlie is a goatsuck.

goatsuck by TheDictionDude February 26, 2007