kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia

guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025

Skate frubing

A sexual act where a male and female (can be 2 males) are both riding on a skate board. Then the female Goes in front and goes into a doggy style type pose and the male does his thing by sticking it in. Mainly done at private skate parks but can be done at public

"I went skate frubing and it was so fun'

by Baggsy boy June 1, 2025

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025

Small Fruit, 3 P.M.

(Noun)
Antonym of "Big Apple, 3 A.M.", indicating a small village or settlement that has been lived by a few (merely with no government). Some Monarchies use a Castle centre and use a viscount, which will govern the castle, and the small city settlement.

Other Size Adjective Food Nouns}, 12 hour time, are:
Medium Sandwich, 9 P.M./A.M. - refers to a medium city (e.g. Yazd, Iran)
Large Noodle, 4 A.M. - refers to a traditional east asian town, that is big.
Colossal Date, 12 A.M. - refers to the most popular city of the religion
Any Size Beer, 1 P.M. - refers to any town in german countries that allow beer

Robert: So, Adam, Where were you originated from?
Adam: I think i originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m." From the USA, which was west of Detroit (leading to windsor and canada)
Seraphina: I also originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m."

by mrbeast539275 July 28, 2025

some fruit in their basket

To have fruit in ones basket, is portraying such an idea in which one person holds a demeanor that can suggest a fruity or in some words, homosexual tendencies, or affiliations. This phrase can suggest upon a LGBTQIA+ lifestyle or habit when participating in queer acts. It is a kinder way to acknowledge and imply the fact that someone is gay.

"There is some fruit in their basket...if you catch my drift."

by the emachine August 5, 2025

Niche Fruit

AI fruit that eat themselves or the new gen version of annoying orange

Jesse: bro u seen the new niche fruit
TIm: shh, keep it niche don't make it mainstream

by hvxno September 8, 2025