Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.

Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.

by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

Friction Fruit

A gay man, usually a Twink but not always who thrives and gets off on causing drama or "friction" between couples friends or people just for the thrill. They usually are looking for someone to confide or need them just to feel wanted or needed. A true friction fruit does it for no reason, they just are who they are and can't exist is a situation without causing drama.

Damn, RIP Ceasar. you were a total friction fruit. ❤️.

by Frictionfruit March 12, 2026

pls fruit

something blox fruit beggars never shuts up about

me: grinding light on snow village
blox fruit beggar: pls fruit pls fruit pls fruit

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 19, 2025

kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia

guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025