Facebook chilling

When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.

Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off

by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010

Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event

JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'

by a non in mousse July 15, 2011

Facebook Jamming

When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.

*Class Starts*

Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."

by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010

Facebook Paradox

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.

"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."

by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015

Facebook addiction

When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.

Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."

Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"

Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"

Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"

Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"

by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015

Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.

OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder

by Jefa January 16, 2011

Facebook Glory

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity

Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory

by Jimmy Lumoxx April 19, 2016