Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Green Door

A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.

Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.

by YungStunnaHardAsFuck April 2, 2016

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"

I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.

by Hole April 14, 2016

mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.

hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.

by Fish mail September 24, 2016

Side Door

When someone uses a friend to connect to another

Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.

by Rodneylr July 6, 2016