Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020

President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.

"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.

by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020

Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Organ Cleanser

Somebody who fucks someone else so strong his all insides are cleansed.

Guy 1: "Yo how was it with Rebecca?"
Guy 2: "I fucking organ cleansed her ass so bad that I ended up in jail"
Guy 1: "dude your'e a fucking organ cleanser"

by Moshik Moshik The Dick January 14, 2021

Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.

The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021