boner checkmate

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.

"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."

by Jkeith May 14, 2014

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withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.

No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.

by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017

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A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

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stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 9, 2017

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