Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey

"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"

by Kik455 April 8, 2022

wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 29, 2017

wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back

“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves”

by Midge05 October 3, 2021

wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope

That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber

by The banterlope January 10, 2017

Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.

In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank

by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016

Dilly Wanked

Long story short... You’re Fucked. Something (or someone) so fucked up, it is beyond repair.

Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)

“Dammit Anthony, you’re dilly wanking me!”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”

by GBR3710 February 28, 2019

Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024