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Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).
Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!
by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022
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Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben
by Mc retard April 9, 2021
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Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"
A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"
by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023
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ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning
by Critius January 11, 2018
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Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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Nate Wood

Bro theres Nate Woods after you
by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021
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Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.
To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.
by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010
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