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Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
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brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.
J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
by xxteapot November 30, 2011
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Bloody wanks!

The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'

It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
Sullivan: "I dont really like you..."

Michal: Well I dont like you either you bloody wanks!"
by mikkel the great October 14, 2011
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Lemon wank

When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.
John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017
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Wank

what alexander jankowski does every night to his mother
by FuckMeDaddy69420666 October 29, 2019
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wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022
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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
by KingArther November 21, 2017
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