Jordans

Shoes that are associated with African-Americans.

Don't step on my new Jordans.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020

jordan

the most loyal young man to ever walk the earth

hes so loyal he must be named jordan

by randomloyallilbui December 10, 2022

Jordan-Lewis

a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world

Person 1: Have you seen Jordan-Lewis?

Person 2: yeah he’s such a virgin

by s3k8y0e6 May 31, 2021

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Jordan

An amazing girl. One you couldn’t even ask for because you didn’t know she could exist. She has gorgeous brown skin that’s perfectly matched by her beautiful, dark eyes. Her hair curls like there’s no tomorrow, and you can very easily get tangled up in it. She has a laugh that’s a little different, but it’s so adorable. The kind of laugh that you know means she is having the time of her life. She’s often reserved and very quiet, but when she opens up to you, your life won’t be the same. She is hopelessly romantic, and when she looks at you, you can see the love in her eyes. Her nose wrinkles in the cutest way when she laughs. She may be tiny, but she curves in the best ways. She fits like a puzzle piece. When she’s in the mood she’ll jump on you like an adorable little spider monkey, and she won’t let go no matter how hard you try. You can’t help but love her. And the more time you’re with her, the deeper in love you fall.

“Bro she’s so adorable”
“Indescribably so. She must be a Jordan”

by Your dork❤️ November 24, 2021