Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.
"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"
by JTrollen March 25, 2021
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jordan sampath

omg he playes basketball so well, hes such a JORDAN SAMPATH
by ur mother simps for lithu November 07, 2022
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lil jordan

Lil Jordan is the most gangster person alive. It would be hard to find someone with more of a hood background. You want him on your side in a fight
Friend: Let’s go fight those jerks.

You: No way bro, they look like lil Jordan’s
by Hawksfan619 January 02, 2019
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wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman
yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan
by busscboy June 17, 2024
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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 06, 2018
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Michael B Jordan

I heart Michael B Jordan
by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023
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Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
Jordan conners has a small duck
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
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