Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

smoke main

if you main smoke you probably mess around in casual and don't care about your kd, everyone loves you, everyone wants to be your friend, and nothing stops you while playing siege. or your a toxic pos

person 1: emily is such a smoke main
person 2: but emily has no friends

by Furball Kun April 13, 2021

Smoke a Fag

To vigorously pound the butt of those named "Greg" in specific with BBC.

Brb I will run this extreme after I smoke a fag.

by BBC-Giver July 31, 2024

up in the smoke

up in the smoke means when you smoke lots of weed get high and the room gets really smokey .

“Hey man were up in the smoke “

by Stayout March 16, 2019

smoke pies

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..

Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...

by Sutty9 March 16, 2021

Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022

Smoked a Weble

Type of very strong weed.

what were the symptoms that time you smoked a weble

by Frad612 June 28, 2023