the right to drive

contrary to the common misconception, this does not exist.
Driving is a privilege, and not a right.

Eric: "I have the right to drive where i like."
Police Officer: "WRONG! Driving is a luxury, buy a bike after you pay this ticket 'cause I'm revoking your license."

by Mazer86 May 22, 2008

The Price is Right Shocker

Two in the plinko, one in the stinko.

Bob Barker welcomed each new beauty to the show by introducing them to the Price is Right shocker.

by Shaunasweets December 8, 2023

Rights

"All rights stem from personal property right starting with self-ownership." ~ Eric D. July

Hym "No. Rights don't come from the government in the libertarian Ethos. I also hate having to name names but I know how big of sticklers you all are about citations and know (now) that you will use it a justification for hoisting me with my own petard. I'm also not happy with how few people went over there when I told them to... Tsk tsk... Anywho... Back to sitting in the dark..."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Fuck her right in the pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy" is phenomen that has been occured in the intire United States of America. It started from a man from Kentucky who is named Fred. He is retired and he can does whatever he wants.

Reporter:"Here we are with Fred who has seen the intire scene. Please tell us more about what happened, Fred!"
Fred:"Sure Ken, I was staying on my front porch, grab the bear and Fuck her right in the pussy!!!"

by Subscribe Lucas Mihailos October 31, 2019

Right angle triangle

A love triangle in a maths room in which three people write incredible love letters

Oh yeah I know them three ,the right angle triangle?

by Majesticsnail July 9, 2022

Right Brigade

You can't disappear anymore,
I see your face lurking outside the window.
You say you're a trife, I'm a bore.
You touch yourself, put your face in the pillow.

But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind.
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right Brigade.
Makes no difference to me what side you choose,
What side will lose.
All there is to perceive is what I want
And I know how to get it.
But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind.
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right...
Right Brigade!
Right Brigade!

by Gothic Miscreant November 29, 2023

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights

While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.

Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025