whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
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Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.
Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.
by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020
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pack a furry day

december 29, go on discord and pack a furry
by gigachad December 13, 2023
mugGet the pack a furry daymug.

Scrotum-six-pack

When you get a six pack on your scrotum.
When you put weights on your scrotum and go in a hot room then a cold room and get a scrotum-six-pack.
by Scrototo. July 28, 2023
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my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.
I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.
by Lorna Black July 3, 2023
mugGet the my quacks are in a packmug.
The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.
yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.
by theguydudebuddyfella June 19, 2018
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three pack

Three kids by three different men--said of a woman.
Whoa, she brought her whole three pack!
by kangsheng July 29, 2021
mugGet the three packmug.

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