old man balls

Balls that are combined into one

My taint was fucked by old man balls

by KML19 April 1, 2017

Old King Clancy

A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).

She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.

by UrbDict2513 November 30, 2022

old fucked up

After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...

Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence

by Ltl Lisa May 26, 2006

Old Hollywood Glamor

Someone that can be describes as Timeless or Retro beings, or even having an old soul.These people whether having a classy or edgy demeanor they'll remind you of the golden age of hollywood. Also exuding an elgance with out being vain and having a classic spirit or personality, like in those turner classic movies.

"My aspirations in life is to become Lana Del Rey."

"My Favorite Movie is Breakfast at Tiffany's."

"Im going to the mall to buy vintage wingtip loafers and a Tony Bennett album instead of the new Drake cd and a pair of Retro Jordans."

"I dress up in Black Tie just getting lunch. Dude I totally have Old Hollywood Glamor."

by luxelife3.0 October 19, 2013

Old Fashioned Fuck

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.

Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?

Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.

Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.

by Schasty McNasty January 17, 2009

old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

by halibut12 February 16, 2009

old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009