Definitions by BenjamminL04

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

old coot in a hat by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006