July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021

July 1st

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!

its July 1st, send be a booty pic!

by MaxGoose June 30, 2021

July 1st National post your crush day

Post your crush!!

July 1st National post your crush day

by Dracos wife July 1, 2022

July 28

national first snapchat friends day

tag the first snapchatters who became friends with you the day you made your acc on your story for appreciation

Hey its July 28 !! happy national first snapchat friends day !! @person @person2 @person3

by keshislefttoe June 13, 2023

July 6

Anyone who’s name beginning with G has to kiss someone who’s name begins with R day

Cc: i kissed r
Cc: why?
Cc: it's July 6

by Publisher_x July 7, 2021

July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.

Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*

by 1# July fan March 31, 2022