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Facebook zombie 

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.
"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."
Facebook zombie by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013
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facebook personality 

The personality a person adopts for their Facebook profile, which may or may not be how they are in person.
Man that guy is annoying! All he does is bash Obama and talk about politics.

Oh, that's just his Facebook personality. He is totally fun to party with.

facebook fucker 

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.
Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
facebook fucker by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013

Facebook Iced 

Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.

The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.

Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.

In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".

FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
I totally grabbed Tylers phone and Facebook Iced him while he was tryin' to creep on that bebegurl!

facebook bagged 

Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.
So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
facebook bagged by jw9 September 10, 2009

Facebook funny 

Something that isn't really funny in the real world but it becomes funny in the context of facebook. The only reason it is considered funny is because it is on facebook. In the real world said something is probably lame.
Person 1: Didn't you think that was funny?!?!

Person 2: Funny? No. Facebook funny? sure

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Facebook rollover 

When people start making the same comment which has already been made regarding a Facebook item because they didn't bother to "View all" the item's contents and therefore negleted to see that their comment is redundant.
Tim: Why do people keep commenting that they now have that "song stuck in their head" regarding that link I posted about Vanilla Ice?

Dan: No one bothered to hit the "View all comments" link so now you're getting Facebook rollover.
Facebook rollover by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009