Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Pumping and dumping

When you whole team on siege runs pump shotguns (popularized by Supreme_aidan)

that greedy jager we are Pumping and dumping the attacker’s

by Supreme_aidan March 18, 2019

dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008

ram dump

To instantly forget on purpose everything you just crammed for immediately after testing.

You just get back from a test event and a friend ask you a question about the test, of which you don’t have any answers. Instead of being embarrassed, you say ‘I just ‘ram dumped’ after the test! This phrase is used exclusively by airline pilots!!!

by Skygod November 20, 2021

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020

heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025

Trump Dump

n. a person or place that has the appearance of high class, but upon inspection is low quality, low energy, disgusting and trashy.

The lobby looked so nice, but the rooms were dirty and filled with fleas, it was a real trump dump.
He never paid me for my work. He's a real trump dump of a person.

by FuriousUSA July 17, 2019