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When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."
by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026
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Blue whale challenge

An extremely dangerous and stupid internet challenge created by an unknown group on Russian social media websites around the middle of 2010s. It presented itself as a fun internet game that the so-called "curators" would put in their status saying "I want to play a game with you"
To enter the game, a player would have to give their info away to the curator, who would then task them to download their app and then complete a simple and remotely innocent task, like watching a horror movie. Every task had to be provided with photo or video proof of completion.
As the game progressed, the tasks would get progressively more difficult in brutal, for instance carving a drawing of a whale in their forearm with a razor, with the later challenges being things like "getting rid" of a pet or breaking a limb and making it look like an accident to not raise suspicion.
On day 50, the player would be given their final task - deleting all the messages between them and the curator and taking their own life. By that point (or even earlier) if the player refused to do the task and/or wanted to quit the game, they would be threatened that their parents would be murdered if they quit, since the curators had all of the player's information. Those threats were completely baseless and wouldn't lead anywhere, but kids truly believed it and did what was requested.
The blue whale challenge is proof that we are devolving as a species. So much for all the work done in space exploration, innovation and scientific breakthroughs….
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Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.
by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024
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Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025
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two person broth challenge

when you complete the broth challenge, and then put it in a women's vagina, and then drink the soup out of it.
I completed the two person broth challenge with my girlfriend and it was great
by Orailas March 29, 2025
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The USC Cum Challenge

The act of dumping several gallons of hot steamy jizz all over an unsuspecting victim before killing yourself in front of them
Scotty did the USC Cum Challenge earlier today!”
by humongous cummer April 23, 2025
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Two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle

This is a popular british challenge that consists of getting two oranges (small ones preferably) and putting colgate toothpaste in the middle of them and then eating them.
Yo bro, I'm gonna do the two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle tommorrow, it's gonna blow up!
What? Nah you're crazy man!
by ElAlfaElJefe April 29, 2025
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