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i love you like a fat kid loves cake
cake by PurePimpin tree-wun-ooh August 9, 2003
Every sexy person is a slice of sexy cake. People who are sexy on one way are on one side of the cake while people who are sexy in another way is on the other side. The sexier someone is, the bigger the slice they are.
Caitlyn: Look at him, he is so sexy!
Emily: How big a slice do you think he is?
Caitlyn: I think he's a whole cake Em!
Sexy Cake by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

cake job 

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.
Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows
cake job by AnctRome March 7, 2008

Cake Hammer 

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.
"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"
Cake Hammer by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

waffle cake 

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.
Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.
waffle cake by gedi January 5, 2007

bitch cake 

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)
God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.
bitch cake by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004