countach

The tuft of hair above the meat curtains, usually creating the illusion of a vagina mustache.

"Would it kill you to trim back your countach? I feel like I'm staring at Tom Selleck here."

by Don Botang III, Esq. May 6, 2006

Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.

Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.

by arlo jones February 16, 2009

Sperm Count

When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm

Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!

by BWDAGM May 8, 2010

conty

A watered down version of "Cunt", carries the a lower level of offense.

1. What took so long you conty.
2. It was alright but her conty was as tight as a wizard's sleeve.

by Prof. Bain February 19, 2011

Street Countdown

its like normal countdown but on the street made famous by I.T Crowd

Let The Street Countdown Game Begin I'll Have A Vowel I'll Have A Consonant Please

by I LOVE TOASTERS July 8, 2010

Clinton Body Count

The unofficial non existent body count attributed to Hillary and Bill Clinton. It never happened. There were no double tap suicides. None of it happened 53 times and counting.

I tried googling the Clinton Body Count but was redirected to a body shop in Atlanta because apparently there is no connection between the clintons and 53 suicides.

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 14, 2019

CounterClock Killas

A prank gang/fighting gang from Zanesville, Ohio which evovled from around 4 members to 60 in the matter of weeks.

Yo dawg, the CounterClock Killas just pissed on my face.

by Jayson Cornell April 22, 2005