Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

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Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

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criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.

Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.

by lanimirC renoB October 1, 2019

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Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.

After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.

by JackTen October 3, 2019

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