april 2nd 

your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley

Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!

april 2nd by Ivy Hernandez September 28, 2020

April Arnold 

April is that type of mom that really doesn’t tolerate their kids or child being bullied or depressed. April is just that one mom or stepmom that’ll cheer you up real quick or be there for her loved ones.

April is also really quit and people normally won’t hear her replying back, and because of that they think she’s mumbling or mouthing and gets a lot of shit because of it and she can’t help the way she was made and created to be placed on earth

Kid #1-Wait what’s your moms name?
April’s kid- April Arnold, why?
Kid #1-Oh no reason “gives April’s kids lunch money back” have a nice day!

April Arnold by anonymous October 2, 2020

April 30 2002

A day, in which will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened April 30 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God”

April 30 2002 by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

April Fools Day 

A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born

April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday

2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today

1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs

April Fools Day by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020

April 28th 

Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.

Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"

April 28th by fabby :) October 18, 2020

April 30 

Today is national bring the old Tik tok back and eat cake to celebrate nothing day!

It’s April 30, you know what that means?
Tik tok is back in business :)

April 30 by Bellywelly October 21, 2020

April 16 

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

April 16 by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020