Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.

"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"

by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014

drunk eraser

A mythical eraser which undoes everything you don't remember doing the previous night.

Where's that drunk eraser at? Apparently I polluted facebook with mindless ramblings last night.

by Lancermannn March 19, 2010

Chris drunk

When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.

Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!

by Cescoto March 27, 2015

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023