Dick n' Bolt

When one puts one's penis in an open chamber of AR or any weapon system with a bolt carrier and slams the bolt home with one's penis in it.
(Originally a Gru meme)

(Gru meme)

YOU TAKE AR!

PUT DICK IN CHAMBER!

SLAM BOLT HOME WITH DICK IN IT!!!
slam bolt home with dick in it?

DICK N' BOLT

Person A: Hey guys? Dare me to do a DICK N'BOLT with my AR?

Person B: YEAH DICK N' BOLT!!!!

by KABAR April 30, 2021

Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

by master fapper May 5, 2014

Workin' N' Creepin'

To work up, and creep on someone. Either some weird guy stalking you, or what the police do when they have nothing else to do.

Damn that guy is workin' n' creepin', and its starting to freak me out.

God i'm so tired of these cops workin' n' creepin' on our party's!

by tommynoblesticks July 27, 2010

pump-n-bate

The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.

I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.

by philmbrt October 10, 2014

Pinch n roll

A drug buying term, similar to "cop n roll" which you hear all the time on the streets if you've ever bought street drugs. It means grab your sh-t from out of my hand and keep it moving. Everyone here is apparently too innocent to know this b/c everyone thinks it has something to do with their butt sack and their nut crack.

Got them whites & blues, 10 or 100 for a bundle, whatchoo need, pinch n roll homie

by HarshTruths May 31, 2022

Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower

No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower

by Dentor January 16, 2020

N-Word Pass

A pass where when using it can have anyone say the N-Word.

Obama: Thank you Skipper I present you the N-Word Pass.
Skipper: Thank you Obama.

by SuperSwaggMaster9000 October 23, 2019