invisible hand

To masturbate after lying on your hand for several minutes making it numb thus becoming invisible.

"I gave my invisible hand a good shag last night"

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

hand holdah

a person who can not resist the urge to hold the hand of whatever slampiece or fucktoy is around them

Although Datamaio was the founder of the "Hand Holdahs of New Jersey", it had become clear that her protege, Humpty, was the new "Queen Hand Holdah"...the student had finally become the teacher

by pOOTa September 8, 2003

Glen Hands

To have weird pudgy hairy little hands, like hobits feet except hands.

Don't Touch me with those Glen hands, there gross.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005

HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007

goth-hands

goth hands - to paint ones finger nauils black. but you have to be of the alternative persuasion for them to qualify as goth hands.

fuck yeah, goth-hands!!
wow thats some cool nail varnish. its not nail varnish bitch, its goth-hands

by the marvolous jackal-fiend January 28, 2009

Gay hands

When a straight male ejactuales and some of or all of his semen gets on his hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jacking it to some porn last night and I got cum on my hands
Guy 2: Woah bro, you have gay hands

by Malger1 November 26, 2016

Gay Hands

When you accidently touch hands with another person, it's usually awkward and saying "gay hands" usually makes it more awkward.

-hands brush against person next to you-

person 1: woah woah woah gay hands.
person 2: uhh.. this is awkward
Person 1: ....

by Samantha E Rodriguez May 25, 2009