dicked

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.

Pat asked me to work all night to fix his screw up. How dicked is that?

by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014

dick

you nigga why you looking at my dick

dad give me your dick

by 3urqrupo December 12, 2022

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Déjà Dick

When you get some good dick but it reminds you too much of your last nigga's dick so you got to fade out of his life.

Friend: So how was Jamal last night?

You: awww man he gave me Déjà Dick so I left before he woke up

by Joelle21 June 29, 2016