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dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood
Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm
by papi12308432 May 29, 2018
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Dirty Teesh

A dirty teesh is when someone has had to much to drink, as the guys bends over and starts vomiting she then proceeds to lick his ass hole. He vomits harder and harder and let’s out massive ripper farts but she continues to lick. The best part his when he shits in her mouth for the best vomit/shit climax
Bro I was so wasted last night my misses gave me a dirty Teesh
by Seesaw’s May 30, 2019
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Dirty kid

Dirty Kid are kids that stink, on drugs and come the school wasted, don’t take showers, fuck everyone that can, are gay, thay tuck their blue jeans in there cow boy boots, that always have a full can a Copenhagen in, drives a old shitty ass Jeep that smells worse than them, that fuck in every room at the school, the kill their parents to buy more drugs, buys all their clothes at dollar general, buys clothes that don’t fit, dyes their hair 76 difficult colors, cuts their wrists, don’t like human interaction unless fucking, 99.9999999% are the cause of school shootings.
by CoxCocks May 16, 2018
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Dirty Bahar

When a girl sucks the dick cheese off a dude during an earthquake drill.
I heard Bob gave Chad the dirty Bahar the other day, that's crazy.
by IZOGIEFOOKER February 17, 2025
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Dirty ayaan

Someone who has a girl bestie and always jealous if she talks to one of his friend.
Always flirting with his girl bestie, making sex jokes and other horny bitch-y things but when she ask him if he has a crush on her he hesitated and said n..no
Ayaan: making kisses noise

G bestie: WTF Stop being dirty ayaan !!!
by Red Penguin December 16, 2021
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dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.
Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!
by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022
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Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.
You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.
by tobiasgrahl September 21, 2021
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