Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

dick

dick

i have a big dick

by cfyuhiol;[' November 16, 2021

Dick

Unfortunately your name Is... well a penis. Dick is a different name for Robert or I think Mark?
I'm confused? Well let's move on. You can use use a penis for seggsy time or to urinate.

"Oh I just wanna suck a dick."

by THEBIGMAMA July 31, 2021

Non-binary dick

Used when referring to male genitalia that one may or may not possess.

Karen told Jimmy to suck hir Non-binary dick

by Non binary dick April 27, 2021

dick flick

when one moves his hand in a downward motion or preferably in a side motion and waks someone on the tip of the penis....... ps it is excruciating

aw dude you dick flicked me

by cockknocker1 March 2, 2010

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

Dick Robbing

Taking the fame of someone you were close too and who you also closely revered. Can be something as mundane as taking the credit for a joke. In dramatic cases assuming that person's identity entirely in some delusion case of you honoring them.

Picking up the baton that was dropped 2 hours after the race.

"I can't believe Rudy is dick robbing Rex Splode this hard."

by Randomthoughtsat3am March 30, 2025