vacation dick

Very large dick that girls love on vacation

"He gave me that vacation dick in Hawaii "

by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016

dick plug

Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.

A: What are you doing for that date later?

B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.

by bobabutt January 2, 2022

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

dick

a Richard or someone you don't like

a dick

by dickerstan March 9, 2021

dick rut

When a man with a big dick is at Electric Forest and walks naked back to his tent naked causing deep ruts in the muddy terrain.

We lost naked Jeremy in the festival but followed his dick ruts all the way back to our campsite.

by anonymous April 27, 2024

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

dick

a cucumber attached to the pants of a boy.

his dick was sucked in the room.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022