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Dick

A name for a man/boy who is caring but strict and will have a lot of children in his future and is loved by many women and very athletic, toned, funny, likeable and lovable person. Also a handsome and bright young person who has a very large penis.
Girl 1: hello nice to meet you.
Girl 2 : hello nice to meet you too.
Girl 1 : and who's this sexy beast.
Girl 2 : ummm... that's my husband , his name is dick.
Girl 1 : yes I can tell because of his sexy body.
by DickDaniels202 February 28, 2017
mugGet the Dickmug.
used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
mugGet the get your dick outta your crack!mug.

Dick

by Don_d secret February 1, 2021
mugGet the Dickmug.

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.
Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.
by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.
Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.
by bigboinword September 5, 2023
mugGet the Punching Dickmug.

dick tip

Im gonna tease him. just the tip, dick tip
by ALLY_BRUH May 28, 2018
mugGet the dick tipmug.

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
mugGet the Un-Sucked Dick Thesismug.

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