wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

Downing dick

Making your family a nice warm dinner

Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"

by Anon15392 June 5, 2023

Dick rider

Zed Abby kaitlyn beau tittyus

Bro Zed Abby kaitlyn beau and tittyus are dick riders the keep sticking up for each other

by Big daddy creamy boy July 2, 2022

maddy's dick

elusive, mysterious, a myth

Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.

by Maddy's dick lover101 September 1, 2019

Dick snot

When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time

I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

Poopy dick

When your having anal sex and you get poop on your penis

I was fucking a dude and he gave me poopy dick

by Greyson Alan Orbach November 24, 2023