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Dick hair

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In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
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A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate
Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
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A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate
Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
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fermented dick slime

A fermented dick slime is when you bust a load so large that it condenses into a living slime reminiscent of one from terraria
"oh no i accidently made a fermented dick slime last knight with my homies"
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dick

1. a mans (a) penis (b) cock or (c) dingaling
2. usually the male equivalent of an insult like “bitch”
it might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was eleven inches - ayesha erotica
that guy is such a dick
by anti misogynist February 18, 2025
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Leifs massive dick

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK
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Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.
Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.
by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025
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