A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
Get the Pirate shreddermug. What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025
Get the pirate feetmug. All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
Get the Dirty Pirate Hookermug. A pirate moan is when a pirate moans. It’s beautiful. Baylen Levine will sometimes use this in his videos when connecting to speaker at stores. Also could be use a your new “normal” moan.
OMG why do you keep pirate moaning. Because your pirate step-mom is vaping. And frick vape. So I’m trying to cry but I’m pirate moaning.
by ThatGuyWompo August 13, 2021
Get the pirate moanmug. A pirate is someone that is generally a lowerclass,loud,chavvy person commonly found in Britain.
This term originates from the Isle of Wight and is used in the south-west of england most.
This term originates from the Isle of Wight and is used in the south-west of england most.
by buffybritanny December 20, 2020
Get the Piratemug. Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023
Get the condom piratemug. When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.
by anonymous April 16, 2023
Get the Bama Panty Piratingmug.