Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.

I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!

by Panmata January 25, 2018

technobabble

Commonly seen in sci-fi, technobabble is a term commonly used to describe authors making up something that sounds smart, while actually being completely meaningless. It can also be used to describe a quack doing the same thing.

Spirit Science Quack: Our level of understanding directly relates to the level of reality we have control over.
Skeptic: Thats all technobabble.

by chrischi3 February 20, 2018

technodyme

The beauty of technology

i am a technodymer, i extend the beauty of technology

by technodyme May 27, 2018

Technol

Someone who can’t use technology properly. A verb describing the misuse of modern technology around the world. Could be used to describe the fact that a technology is deficient or incompetent.

Jeff-“Hey bro, do you even technol?”
Khan-“No, I can’t technol”
Jeff-“You suck at technology then”

by Steve Buscemi the fake April 30, 2018

Technological hypnosis

A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.

The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.

Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.

Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

technolingual

1. you say someone (usually tech-savvy) speaking in technical terms or slang.

can be for need to talk about technical content, or not.

has neutral denotation.
2. meaning they come the world of tech. has neutral denotation

Timmy - "since there is another Tim in the office, in order to avoid namespace conflict, you can refer to me as Timmy"
Tim - "ahhh,,, that's technolingual"

by indego July 11, 2018

technobility

Neologism - The perceived level of ability when it comes to a person using technology.

I just don't have the technobility to use this computer.

by Frank_Castle July 31, 2018