Two Bean Taco 

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

Two Bean Taco by Jake March 26, 2004

Wash off the Taco 

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

Wash off the Taco by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004

tongue taco 

(v). and (n). The ability to twist one's tonque into the shape of a taco shell, resulting in a look resembling a taco shell "V" curve.

Tongue tacoing isn't that hard to do. You just have to flex your tongue muscles, and voila! you have a tonque taco.

tongue taco by boggler March 13, 2005

Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome

Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).

Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.

Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome by Petey Mik March 13, 2008

freedom taco 

when you take off your pants in public, bang your knees together in a side-to-side motion and yell out "FREEDOM TACO!"

that drunk bastard killed the party last night doing the freedom taco.

freedom taco by eman sami August 23, 2005

glossy taco dirty 

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )

Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this

glossy taco dirty by Not my real name hahaha January 5, 2018

Bald Pink Taco 

Vagina

Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco.

Bald Pink Taco by NEGROTIC BICKWOW October 25, 2002