by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008
Get the Penis Muffinmug. The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
by Leo_rex June 27, 2007
Get the italian penismug. A person who thinks with there penis.
A guy who just wants to have sex.
A man who is horny all of the time.
A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.
A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.
A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.
A guy who just wants to have sex.
A man who is horny all of the time.
A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.
A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.
A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.
"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"
"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"
"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"
by Suckmycockerspanielbitch69 October 7, 2008
Get the Penis Brainmug. A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.
by eliseymomohasbigbobs June 2, 2022
Get the Penis Smilemug. Even though the boy was popular and outgoing, he could never talk to the girl he liked on the phone because of his penis wall.
by Andi The Almighty June 24, 2007
Get the penis wallmug. An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
Get the She-Penismug. The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008
Get the pant penismug.