Dutch Treat

After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.

Should we try the Dutch Treat or the Blue Dream?

by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021

Dutch Smokestack

Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious

by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021

battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male

stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy

by getmehame June 21, 2021

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.

Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch

by DeerTreehuggerlanguagelover May 6, 2022

dutch reacharound

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia

"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

dutch Reacharound

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it

"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022