by Dodo November 29, 2016
An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 February 25, 2016
A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
This is when you're on a social media site and you see a bunch of positive comments about your post and you run down the comments liking each one.
by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 28, 2017
Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon
"he's been hanging out at all the military bars, lately. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"
by TimmaC10 December 14, 2020
by CaliAngel March 31, 2018
Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
by hiaatus February 09, 2013