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Get the Douche Bag mug.A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.
"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."
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Get the Douche Bazooka mug.When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
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Get the Douche Cano mug.(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.
A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.
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Get the Doncaster Douche mug.A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by anonymous August 5, 2023
Get the Diesel Douche mug.The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.
It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.
It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."
Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.
It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."
Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
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