Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth
Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.
by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009
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daddy chris evans

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
by smerra December 08, 2021
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Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
by Tafukk November 11, 2021
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ball-less chris

a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here
anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you
by synonym!? March 25, 2022
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King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell
Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire
by PedoPeter May 19, 2019
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Watchmrrobot aka Chris

Bipolar person who makes on opinions on stuff he hasnt read or watched
#mrrobot
Watchmrrobot aka Chris Ratio
by Lirishfwanime__ January 22, 2022
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Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.
I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!
by Kloppersfloppers April 02, 2019
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