Brown Florentine

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.

Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

by DominatHER May 27, 2008

brown out

Accidentally taking a dump in your pants.

Simon had a brown out on his way to work and had to return home to change his pants.

by Scrufty September 23, 2005

brown dick

when you are analing a girl and then she shits on your dick and you stick it back in and after that letting your dick dry out with her shit.

hey drew do you want to anal?
YA! i LOVE ANAL!
ok then let me BROWN DICK you!
sounds like fun!

by rape is fun May 19, 2009

murphy brown

after anal sex, you remove your penis and wipe it in her armpit

Last night Paul gave Natalie a messy Murphy Brown

by Nat F November 10, 2008

Chris Brown

A verb. It is the action of breaking someone's jaw.

Q: How did the fight go last night?

A: I totally Chris Browned him. He will be eating out of a tube for months.

by P'thon February 9, 2009

brown box

to take a steamy shit in a box and give it to someone as a gift.

dammit i forgot to get henry a gift." "just give him a brown box.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

charlie-browning

Verb: (To Charile-Brown) a way to express talking (usually done in a manner to discipline) that is similar to the adults on the cartoon series Charlie Brown (ie. the whomp whomp whomp the teachers use to talk to Charlie Brown) When you are charlie-browned it's usually things you DON'T wanna hear (or have heard before) and it annoys you.

When I got back from the party Mom started charlie-browning me. I hear the same story all the time and having her repeat it over and over again is like listening to a recording.

by K. Taylor September 18, 2008