bernard the bear

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

by Haley_ April 2, 2014

ker bear

Ker bear is a nickname for a girl called keren who is beautiful smart funny and has an amazing personality Ker bear aka keren is known for her body and her voice that sounds like an angel . Ker bare is also known for her popularity And personality she cheers her friends up and is good with advice .

Awww keren is such a good friend her nickname is Ker bear

by Are you buff August 1, 2014

Scary Bears

the act of pooping or the state of the poop in question

"Where have ya been, dude?"
"Scary Bears"
"Oh gotcha"
or
"Was it a good poop?"
"It looked like scary bears"

by DrRodimus March 29, 2015

Anal Bear

A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.

Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!

by Turtlemotherbaby May 7, 2015

Fat Bear

A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.

P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.

by littletiger98 December 21, 2016

Snow Bear

To risk it all in the name of victory and glory.

I was going to play it safe but then I realized I wasn't a weeny so I snow beared it and won the game!

by mikeyfresh1298 July 28, 2017

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018