Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

High As A Chile

When one goes past the normal levels of being high on marijuana or edibles and reaches a nirvana-esque state of being as high as a chile.

“I’m feeling as high as a chile right now.”
“What?”

by dixieaf January 27, 2025

Chalant as a service

noun
A mindset in which empathy, attentiveness and visible care are offered intentionally rather than automatically. Unlike naive empathy, which gives without limits, chalant as a service treats emotional energy as valuable, selective, and boundaried.

It is not detachment.It is deliberate investment.Care is available, but it is not unlimited access.

I'm not naively empathetic. I offer chalant as a service.

by alokranjan1234 February 15, 2026

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

by GravelWincher123 February 19, 2026

Keen as a hooker

Extremely enthusiastic to do something, but only if there’s money or some other reward involved. Similar to “keen as mustard”, except the motivation is strictly financial.

Funny how Dave didn’t want to work the weekend until overtime got mentioned... now he is as keen as a hooker!

by Hooker-by-crook March 5, 2026

Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest

When one cleans up by putting their mess on someone else

The dad saw that Zara had cleaned her room by putting all her toys and mess in her sister’s room. The dad said, Zara, your room is as clean as a cuckoo’s nest.

by Kimster2025 March 8, 2026