Uncle Zak

Noun: a person who betrays his peers for the approval of older people or relatives

I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.

That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.

by 6 Pack Sample December 16, 2018

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle

A man with a very big basement and only cums on Christmas eve

My brother: Hey Uncle Randy
Uncle Randy: Go downstairs and bend over sweet cheeks.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

Uncle Schnozz

When a person is naughty/bad, Uncle Schnozz will come out of the woods and tickle he/her genitals.

Uncle Schnozz tickled his genitals yesterday!

by George Mandy March 5, 2023

The Uncle Arif

The practice of calling your nieces and nephews monkeys, and also farting on your nieces and nephews with no mercy

Uncle Arif saw his nephew Mannix and farted on his face and called him a monkey, the practice of the uncle Arif

by UncleArif May 8, 2024

Uncle

An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.

“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”

“Oh man, sorry to hear.”

“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”

“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”

“Hahahahaahaha.”

by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021