Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 01, 2024

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023

Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie

The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.

"Ur Mom Gay"

"Ur Dad Lesbian"

"Ur Granny Tranny"

"Ur Grandpap a Trap"

"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...

A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.

by Woxie March 14, 2018