A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug. A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016
Get the crap turkeymug. That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
Get the Crankshaft-Walter Turkeymug. The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
Get the Turkey Touchmug. A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018
Get the Tucked Turkeymug. by Masticspastic April 22, 2023
Get the The turkey pullmug.