Joeonaim Syndrome

Frustrating disorder in which Joe Tran can read and see everything that his friends type, and yet at the same time, still ignore them, and continue playing the popular Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike.

ar4c: Hey, joe!
ar4c: hello?
- a week later -
KALIBR3: LOLZ DOOD WHAT UP

by The Cure for the Tran Research Institute December 25, 2004

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome

A disorder that causes you to pop and lock uncontrollably.

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome is like Tourette's Syndrome, only for dancing.

by PrimoVictoria August 19, 2010

down syndrome

you guys are all assholes sayin that stuff bout down syndrome....down syndrome is a form of mental retardation that causes you to learn slower and usually some of your physical features are different. They can be rather high functioning or non.

people with down syndrome can be very nice.

by Anonymous June 15, 2004

Heidi Syndrome

Condition in which a person has an obsession to be perfect.... The person also typically works too hard at school and double checks work very frequently. It should also be mentioned that the person suffering from Heidi Syndrome or colloquially known as Heidism also goes the extra mile with EVERYTHING (including extra-curricular activities!).

Building a test track for a competition = Heidi Syndrome

Spending a week double checking a report, only to actually finish the day before its due is another Heidi Syndrome type activity

Trying to get as many scholarships as possible = more Heidi Syndrome activity

by nerdyVampire September 12, 2010

DeFoe Syndrome

Defoe Syndrome is a severe physical condition where the body starts to mutate. The legs start to get cellulite all over them. Then the upper lip amazingly gets shorter and shorter until it suddenly dissapears making closing your mouth nearly impossible.

Defoe Syndrome originates in the DeFoe Family starting with Steve and will unfortunately linger on if any female is crazy enough to have Steves Diagnosed DeFoe Syndrome babies.

"Steve what happened to your upper lip? And why are your legs so fat? Oh nevermind, he just has the DeFoe Syndrome."

by Tim Hanks June 30, 2006

Štěpán syndrome

When girl sends you long texts via messanger, instagram, etc. So you end up in a relationship with her, but you broke up few months later.

Me: So how is Stacey ?
Friend: We broke up.
Me: I told you that you will have Štěpán syndrome.

by Honcyk April 7, 2018

Cartwright syndrome

A certain person who causes everyone he/she fells in love with to die, is suffering from Cartwright syndrome. The term originates from the popular show Bonanza, which was about the life of the Cartwright family. Every time the character "Pa" (dad) from the show fell in love with someone, it meant that the person will die in that episode.

"-Man that girl suffers from a Cartwright syndrome. So far, every men who fell in love with her died pretty soon."

by Chronus March 5, 2008